Steve: is there... A dude up there... Air drumming? ... With drumsticks?
no red squiggly
Steve: is it $1 bet?
Chris: $1 minimum
Steve: okay, hand me my bag of quarters then
cskalias: i got the mod with red pants, it was cool
steve: gayest skin ever
me: im not sure
how red pants can help csk improve his stats
+10 pts in Charisma?
Not a place
me: do you wanna go to minnesota on thur
Christopher: lol i can't help but think you are sending this to the wrong person
steve said you might wanna go
Christopher: omfg, minnesota is not a place is it
Me: how come he's such a good shot having never shot a gun before?
Chris: they come with different starting skills
Chris: it's a different kind of mistake
this afternoon's daily session of retardedness brought to you by your core crew
Good son mode
need to talk to my dad
Tiffany: haha why ugh
Steve: i don't know
just hard to like
i don't know
be in good son mode
me: part of the reason i asked you to do it was cuz i figured you'd probably not be the norm
me: ...no offense
Steven: none taken
Steven: hahahahaha, when i saw it was something with 'irrational behavior' i figured it was probably meant for me, but had to ask if it was real just in case still
dont normally trust links when the e-mail says 'dear [insert name]' or whatever haha
me: oh yeah
itd be kinda dumb
if i wrote an email to you
that'd make it
just as suspicious
if not more so
Chris: i found two avb records, i'll bring them tomorrow
Chris: you're sick today?
Chris: never mind.
me: its just 6 tracks
and im trying out like
most of the transitions they taught so it might not even be that good
theyre good turntable transitions for hip hop though
edm not so much
so i picked 6 trap songs
its the closest thing i have to hip hop
Steven: that's one of those epiphanies you have that's like ah, this all makes sense.... ah damnit, i wish it didn't tho lol
Have you ever...
Chris: have you ever had a waking blackout?
Me: wait... You mean... A black out?
me: hey, wanna show me your extension?
Chris: the one game that I play the most (dota 2) doesn't work with SLI.
Tiffany: what's SLI stand for?
Chris: ....stands for makes shit faster.
me: little black dress
me: which is why its so funny chris would know the acronym
Steven: wait, why does chris know what that is -_-
Ben: it smells like a weiner move
me: they put bud light in the keg
im so grossed out right now
but by tomorrow i think i'll be used to it
Emily: people get used to herpes
that doesn't mean its ok
i will never accept bud light
Tiffany: i asked chris kim about circle tonight
and then i said "haha nm forgot about btr"
"is btr a raid? lol"
me: both my keyboard and mouse are lagging
but their batteries are fine
Steven: oh weird
this is why i use wired everything
that 1 second delay would kill me in dota -_-
Steven: schadenfreude is too housey for me
and holy fuck, what is that word
why was there no red squiggly
Chris: I keep thinking my leg is touching yours, but then I realized.., my pants are just tighter than normal.
cskalias: no idea. last time he came after i fell asleep lol
next morning didn't even remember him being there
Know Your Crowd
Emily: ohhh damn the whisper song
ugh i wish i could play this at the party
but it's generally not the best call to tell 200 lesbians "wait til you see my dick"
me: im gonna go in a corner and be ghetto
me: do you have beyonce's i am sasha fierce
there are a couple trap tracks i want off that
Emily: ooo good call
god you're so black
Steven: dude seriously, i don't know
i never message these people first
i hardly ever talk to them
and yet they feel this deep connection with me that requires them to satisfy this need to communicate their life stories with me and ask for mine -_-
Tiff: you will have aids...
Learn something new
Steven: and wow, i've been spelling guard wrong for years
Steven: i only noticed it's guard and not gaurd
because of the little red squiggly
Steven: i mean
i have a lot of... feline interaction? iono
there are days at work where i don't speak a single word
and then just come home and talk to my cats
a wild dancing chris kim has been encountered!
Tiff: i'm only wearing this because you're wearing it, i don't normally wear it
Chris: ... I'm feeling festive today
Steve: i could not walk around
with something that huge in my pocket
i'd be so fucking upset all the time
yours is bigger
it's pretty thick
Steve: it's thicker, but yours is significantly larger
i like it!
win·ston: \ˈwin-stən\ - noun - 1: the act of sharing something that no one can see. 2: the act of writing a dictionary entry for a person’s name. related words: seto.
That... is what she said
guy: should I take my shoes off?
Chris: uh preferably but we can just do it on the counter and you can keep your shoes on.
jenn: that's what she said
Chris Kim: you know what scrabble is you just can't think of it right now. it's the one where X's and Q's are worth a lotta points
Tiffany: haha trance folder explosion
i'm BACK suckassss
Chris: I bet fiery poop doesn't even smell cuz the fire burns up all the methane.
Chris: I was about to suffocate
Tiff: from what?
Chris: from... The humidity, of bros
Tiff: I haven't bought my tickets yet, they're $600 round trip!
Steve: it's okay, you have Chris
Tiff: no, he's not gonna pay for my flight home... My mom will!
I Can't Believe...
Steve: I can't believe you haven't been coming over
Aisha (pointing to Chris): that's because everytime I come over he looks like hes about to cry
Steven: i just realized i've had epic radio 5 on repeat for like 4 hours
me: he's basically white
Steve: he tries really hard to be black tho... while trying to rep the fact that he's asian.
i feel kinda bad, that sounds like a complicated identity crisis lol
Lets not do that
Steve: yeah let's not die... Even for a little bit.
**on Sandy hitting Jamaica**
Kwame: yea... the island is still mostly without power though
me: :/ too juicy outside
Kwame: mmm so juicy here, pussy hurricane
Emily: some people throw up when they get drunk, for me it just comes out in feelings
me: i made my phone backgrounds group therapy themed
i want to fucking smack this girl next to me
smoking her fucking e-cigeratte
right into my goddamn face
sorry, that was very unplur of me after mentioning group therapy
Steve: i want... to be... my own cat