May 2013
6 posts
1 tag
Air drums
Steve: is there... A dude up there... Air drumming? ... With drumsticks?
1 tag
No squiggly
Steven: nickelodeon
O_O
no red squiggly
2 tags
Minimum bet
Steve: is it $1 bet?
Chris: $1 minimum
Steve: okay, hand me my bag of quarters then
2 tags
Gayest skin
cskalias: i got the mod with red pants, it was cool
steve: gayest skin ever
Stats
me: im not sure
how red pants can help csk improve his stats
hahahahahah
Tiffany: HAHAHAHA
ummmm
+10 pts in Charisma?
1 tag
Not a place
me: do you wanna go to minnesota on thur
Christopher: lol i can't help but think you are sending this to the wrong person
me: nope
steve said you might wanna go
Christopher: omfg, minnesota is not a place is it
me: HAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
omg
hahahahahahaha
April 2013
8 posts
1 tag
Starting skills
Me: how come he's such a good shot having never shot a gun before?
Steve: [...]
Chris: they come with different starting skills
Different
Chris: it's a different kind of mistake
Sponsor by
this afternoon's daily session of retardedness brought to you by your core crew
1 tag
Good son mode
Steve: ok
need to talk to my dad
brb
Tiffany: kk
Steve: ok
ugh
done
Tiffany: haha why ugh
Steve: i don't know
hahaha
just hard to like
i don't know
be in good son mode
1 tag
Suspicious behavior
me: part of the reason i asked you to do it was cuz i figured you'd probably not be the norm
Steven: hahahahahaha
me: ...no offense
Steven: none taken
me: HAHA
Steven: hahahahaha, when i saw it was something with 'irrational behavior' i figured it was probably meant for me, but had to ask if it was real just in case still
dont normally trust links when the e-mail says 'dear [insert name]' or whatever haha
me: oh yeah
i was
too lazy
plus
itd be kinda dumb
if i wrote an email to you
Steven: hahahahaaha
me: saying
dear steven
Steven: yeah
that'd make it
just as suspicious
if not more so
Sick
Chris: i found two avb records, i'll bring them tomorrow
me: sick
Chris: you're sick today?
**later**
Chris: never mind.
1 tag
Not surprised
me: its just 6 tracks
and im trying out like
most of the transitions they taught so it might not even be that good
hahaha
theyre good turntable transitions for hip hop though
edm not so much
so i picked 6 trap songs
its the closest thing i have to hip hop
Steven: LOL
i'm
not surprised
1 tag
Bad epiphany
Steven: that's one of those epiphanies you have that's like ah, this all makes sense.... ah damnit, i wish it didn't tho lol
March 2013
3 posts
Have you ever...
Chris: have you ever had a waking blackout?
Me: wait... You mean... A black out?
1 tag
Show me
me: hey, wanna show me your extension?
Correct definition
Chris: the one game that I play the most (dota 2) doesn't work with SLI.
Tiffany: what's SLI stand for?
Chris: ....stands for makes shit faster.
February 2013
9 posts
1 tag
Exactly
Steven: oh
what is
lbd
me: little black dress
HAHA
Steven: oh
wtf
me: which is why its so funny chris would know the acronym
Steven: wait, why does chris know what that is -_-
goddamnit
me: HAHAHHA
Steven: HAHA
me: EXACTLY
Does it?
Ben: it smells like a weiner move
Not okay
me: they put bud light in the keg
im so grossed out right now
but by tomorrow i think i'll be used to it
Emily: people get used to herpes
that doesn't mean its ok
i will never accept bud light
Reasonable assumption
Tiffany: i asked chris kim about circle tonight
and then i said "haha nm forgot about btr"
he goes
"is btr a raid? lol"
1 tag
Delay
me: both my keyboard and mouse are lagging
but their batteries are fine
Steven: oh weird
i dunno
this is why i use wired everything
hahaha
that 1 second delay would kill me in dota -_-
1 tag
Real word
Steven: schadenfreude is too housey for me
and holy fuck, what is that word
why was there no red squiggly
Tight pants
Chris: I keep thinking my leg is touching yours, but then I realized.., my pants are just tighter than normal.
1 tag
twss
cskalias: no idea. last time he came after i fell asleep lol
next morning didn't even remember him being there
Know Your Crowd
Emily: ohhh damn the whisper song
ugh i wish i could play this at the party
but it's generally not the best call to tell 200 lesbians "wait til you see my dick"
#knowyourcrowd
January 2013
8 posts
1 tag
Envy
me: im gonna go in a corner and be ghetto
Steven: LOL
jealous ='(
Thanks
me: do you have beyonce's i am sasha fierce
there are a couple trap tracks i want off that
Emily: hahahah
which one
me: diva
umm
video phone
Emily: ooo good call
god you're so black
1 tag
Deep Connection
Steven: dude seriously, i don't know
i never message these people first
i hardly ever talk to them
and yet they feel this deep connection with me that requires them to satisfy this need to communicate their life stories with me and ask for mine -_-
Uhh, what?
Tiff: you will have aids...
1 tag
Learn something new
Steven: and wow, i've been spelling guard wrong for years
me: ....
Steven: i only noticed it's guard and not gaurd
because of the little red squiggly
LOL
1 tag
Feline Interaction
Steven: i mean
i have a lot of... feline interaction? iono
there are days at work where i don't speak a single word
and then just come home and talk to my cats
Poke-chris
a wild dancing chris kim has been encountered!
Festive
Tiff: i'm only wearing this because you're wearing it, i don't normally wear it
Chris: ... I'm feeling festive today
December 2012
6 posts
2 tags
Missed it
Steve: i could not walk around
with something that huge in my pocket
i'd be so fucking upset all the time
lol
Tiff: psh
yours is bigger
it's pretty thick
Steve: it's thicker, but yours is significantly larger
Tiff: true
i like it!
1 tag
win·ston: \ˈwin-stən\ - noun - 1: the act of sharing something that no one can see. 2: the act of writing a dictionary entry for a person’s name. related words: seto.
That... is what she said
guy: should I take my shoes off?
Chris: uh preferably but we can just do it on the counter and you can keep your shoes on.
jenn: that's what she said
Scrabble
Chris Kim: you know what scrabble is you just can't think of it right now. it's the one where X's and Q's are worth a lotta points
She's back
Tiffany: haha trance folder explosion
i'm BACK suckassss
Oh really?
Chris: I bet fiery poop doesn't even smell cuz the fire burns up all the methane.
November 2012
6 posts
The humidity
Chris: I was about to suffocate
Tiff: from what?
Chris: from... The humidity, of bros
Backup
Tiff: I haven't bought my tickets yet, they're $600 round trip!
Steve: it's okay, you have Chris
Tiff: no, he's not gonna pay for my flight home... My mom will!
I Can't Believe...
Steve: I can't believe you haven't been coming over
Aisha (pointing to Chris): that's because everytime I come over he looks like hes about to cry
1 tag
Prog
Steven: i just realized i've had epic radio 5 on repeat for like 4 hours
couldn't tell
fucking prog
1 tag
Identity Crisis
me: he's basically white
Steve: he tries really hard to be black tho... while trying to rep the fact that he's asian.
i feel kinda bad, that sounds like a complicated identity crisis lol
1 tag
Lets not do that
Steve: yeah let's not die... Even for a little bit.
October 2012
5 posts
Pussy hurricane
**on Sandy hitting Jamaica**
Kwame: yea... the island is still mostly without power though
me: :/ too juicy outside
Kwame: mmm so juicy here, pussy hurricane
*post-hurricane
lolololololol
Alternative
Emily: some people throw up when they get drunk, for me it just comes out in feelings
1 tag
Un-plur
me: i made my phone backgrounds group therapy themed
Steven: :D
i want to fucking smack this girl next to me
smoking her fucking e-cigeratte
right into my goddamn face
sorry, that was very unplur of me after mentioning group therapy
1 tag
I want...
Steve: i want... to be... my own cat
